魔王的故事

魔王的故事

有一天，魔王把公主抓走，公主一直叫。
魔王：你经管叫破喉咙吧，没有人会来救你的。
公主：破喉咙 ~ 破喉咙！
没有人：公主，我来救你了！
魔王：说曹操，曹操到。
曹操：魔王，您找我有什么事？
魔王：哇！看到鬼了！
鬼：哇!靠！被发现了！
靠：谁发现了我？
谁：关我屁事！
魔王：O-M-G ！
上帝：谁叫我？
谁：没有人叫你。
没有人：我哪有？
从此，魔王得了精神分裂疹。

故事很冷，小心感冒！

By: Gan Hong Ming 彦洪洺

longgggggggg break

wa!!!!! What a long break.
I am Now like "一个人头两个大"
i don't know how to translate to english so... too bad
wow, CO resume, Sec 1 join us, I kind of like them and see hope in CO, Really!!!!!
but then something unhappy happened in class
as in, my class people treat me like a servent in class. i do all the admin thingy,
but then once i forgot to bring a homework, wow. die.
nobody ever thing wat i feel man.
then is like that stupid class never ever remember my birthday.
how nice of them.
i am just like a vast in class lor.
then is like nobody ever treat me as human man. more like servent.
at home also.
does this mean that wat i do is wat i am suppose to do.
so this mean that my life is a servent.
i want to be a person who can lead or infulence people, but it does not help.
no matter how hard i tried, everything gone to waste.
i don't even feel happy even at home. only when i am with my Cello.
but then i use up all my emotition playing Cello, but i was said to have no feeling while playing.
that make me feel like i am falling from the top to the bottom of the well.
worst of all, i am always iqnore. i don't know why.
talk to people, they just don't bother me. maybe my voice just don't have the cute sound that people will notice.
it hurts and i don't dare to talk to people offten now.
so if u notice i don'e talk much now, u know why.
a smile will just bring everything over.
i don't know wat to say.
i don't know wat to do.
i am just forgetful this year and hope for a better life. if just that someone can come to me. come to me and fight with me, i don'e mind what the class will say. just only if he comes to me.
am i just a girl who just smile and look happy, but actually a no body child????

just today

i am going india....
very funny rite, any countries also can go, why go india?
caue it a exchange promgramme ma.
u know, must support!!!!!

last saturday me and 14 more student and 2 teacher went to little india, it was super fun okay, but except for the food that was abit ...
but i like some of the food. the website for the resturan is www.tasteourfood.com
then we go musafa(i think is spell that way) to buy things for the friends there.
after that we go to watch a bolloywood movie. WOW!!!
it was 3 hour long and u can't beileve that i slept for half an hour.

then later i was stuck in school for a 3d2n SDMA camp.
today is the second day.
i did not have a single sleep last nite, OMG!!!
i daon't know why am i happy???

but something sad today happened.
my teacher forgotten me. Sad rite
she gave every sec 3 a chocolate then she miss me.
i don't know is because she thinks that i need to slim down or because i fail mt exam so she never give me??
nvm, i am okay with that, cause i really never pass.
hai. sad sad sad.
so ... now.

wanqi

Lost phone

hello, long time no see
my result suck like shit.
u know wat, my grandma found a lost phone in the drain today.
at bedok.
the model is NOkIA 6600 Side
u know wat, i went to off the off the phone, then later the sim was lock, worst of all, i want to call that person but too bad, it was locked.
that person suai lor. not my prom.
nvm mind la, if u are the one or u know who is it, just leave a massage in this blog, lors. but then u need to describe wat the wallpaper and tell me the passwrod before i give u. lol
so you, to whom is the phone, good luck on seeing this blog. and pls don't be funny

Nice song

Let wanqi to introduce new song to you. YEAH

1. 棒棒堂二军；宅男塾 - 冒险世界




（公主帮 also not bad, but i prefer 宅男塾)

2. 劉力揚 and Tank - 我就是這樣




3. Super Junior H - Cooking? Cooking! (This Song is Cute)




4. Elva - 冲动




5。Elva- More More More




6. Hey!Say!JUMP - DREAMS COME TRUE (see how high pitch that guy can go)



7. 林宥嘉 - 病态




8.林宥嘉 - 神秘嘉賓



9. 林宥嘉 - 伯樂



10. 刘力扬 & 林宥嘉 - 传说



11. 蕭敬騰-收藏



12. 蕭敬騰-原諒我



12.棒棒堂 - 那一天




that for it. see u next time

annoying

Sooooo annyoning sia

A.S work haven't do finish yet
english homwork so many
chinese compo
CO stuff

everythign everything not done

not a single thing is done, even sliming down
stressssssssssssssssssssssss

don't know what to do now, feel so lost
do this also not rite, do that also wrong.
lets take CO as example, if people can do thing as their wish, what is the need of chairman/ president? i ask u. don't even need me lor

then what A.S, do for so long still nothing. forget about it

now wat english suddenly got like one whole big chunk of work to do.

so ya, i wanted to slim down but ended up adding more.

Why can't something go right???????????????????????????
why do people always think that wanqi is happy as she is smiling. NVMNVMVNVMVNVMVNVMVNVMVNVMVNVMVNVM

let talk about something happy la, OH YA
Today also got lots of fun things.
morning, i waited for 20min for my dear Sangeetha. lutfi and khairyll to eat breakfast at TM mac. WOW
then i am suppose to reach school at 8.30 am for meeting, end up finishing food at 8.10am, then the buse come at 8.24am. do you think i can reach school within 6 min, NO!!!

Oh ya, during the 20 min, got an accident happened, one of the car bank into a truck and both driver fought, god damp thing, i saw the whole process. fun lei

then later during PE, it wasn't having Lighting alart so we have pe, after warm up and one round around the school, it start to drissle, teacher did not stop us so we continue to play, some boys took off their shoes to play basketball as they don't want their schoes to get wet.
so you know, this is when you see guys being "man".

after Pe, reach class, now then you know how stinky they are, took off shoes and sock to dry them up.WOW

so it goes by till i get home, i took bus 358 from inter, then two upper sec guys were promising to each other that they won't speak anything dirty for two days, one time for a dollor, do you think thay can make it????????

hai ya ya, kust let everything goes by.
Bye Bye

wanqi

fanistic day

Pai Sei, Last few day not free so never update.

let start from monday,
Finally i can go home damp early.(that means i can go home right after school end or lesson end.
and my math teacher went for soft ball compition so we don't have lesson,WOW
so i took it as a chance to go tm with my friends then go home.
so me yolanda and satff went to tm burger king, while eating, i went crazy and start to say stupid things, worst still, don't know how yolanda eat, can eat until the veg in the burger stuck on the head. then we went to NUTC of Fairprice to buy sushi.

tuesday,
i was so happy that i am going to make IC, so i cancel all work after school and it was "O-Level" listening that day too, so we end so at 1.30pm.
i waited for my dad to fetch me and wat, something funny happened that make don't know if i should laught or cry.
my mum say take 14 to temara mrt station, then while i was waiting for bus, she suddenly say go to the bus stop near your shool, so i cross the road again.
then went i heard the third phone call, i knew she wanted to call me to take 14 so i went over again, then fourth call, i cross the road again.
then i saw my friends, i wave at them, they did not see, just nice my senior was with me, so i said, i so big size thay still can't see me, then if it was you, die liao lor. (laugh)
then my dad car is coming, so i was laughing,
when i got up the car, my dad ask me if i am flitering with him, i gave him that face. (laugh again)
so when i reach ICA buliding, it took me 2 hours to be done with my IC and passport.
oh ya, i saw my mother's friend's son too, this remind me when i was young,
as u know i was chubby and cute when i was young, and he is only one day older then me.
when my mum brought me to his house warming, i was sitting there doing nothing, he suddenly came and gave me a kiss.WOW, that was only when i was like 1 or 2 years old, he too.
then the adult was like saying i so small know how to attract guys, then he so small become "qi go bei" u get it.LOL
NVM let don't talk about that

Wat about today!!!!
Nothing much, but all i can say today was fin, i don't know why too.

still not much people know this blog, so don't need to spread butter.

oh ya, if you got my msn, pls take a look at the picture!
the one on the right is me okay, YES it ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanqi